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[03 Sep 2004|10:58pm]
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[17 May 2004|01:55pm]
Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
The quality that most appeals to you:Ass and Tittys
In a survival situation, you:call your grandma for support
Your hidden talent is:Seeing the best in others...THE BEST ASS IN OTHERS!
Your gift is:Cunning... Linguist
In groups, you:can't control your raging libido
Your best quality is:THE BIGGEST HOTTEST ASS EVER!
Your weakness is:chubbylover.com
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[27 Apr 2004|08:44pm]
Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
The quality that most appeals to you:Sense of Humour
In a survival situation, you:Play dead
Your hidden talent is:Resourcefulness
Your gift is:A loving heart
In groups, you:Act as host/ess
Your best quality is:Your sense of humour
Your weakness is:Your passivity
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[31 Mar 2004|02:07pm]
Which porn will you star in? by Bert
Co-StarLars Frederickson
Porn Star NameBarbie Jam
Your RoleDoctor
Title of MovieDude, Where's My Pants?
People Who Watched834,741
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[30 Mar 2004|07:57pm]
now i know you guys have been asking yourselves-
"hey...where the fuck is sati?"
the truth is i was busy fighting terrorism all over the world. here's a few pictures from my service in the military.
i want youCollapse )
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[30 Mar 2004|05:45pm]
i live...
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[08 Mar 2004|01:36pm]
man o mannnn

friday vas incred-e-bull.

first me, smoque, ricky, kevi, glen and ryan went to get beer with this crazy vato named manuel. we were planning on getting a 24 pack and ended up with a 36.

man o mannnn

then me smoque and glen walked to justins and got some weedizzleeee (just joshin). ryan was lagin it most of the time (damn smoker).

we walked way the fuck up to the resevoir with 36 cans of mudafuckin bizzle in one back pizzle. crazizzle, you knowww.. hehehe

we went to this hidden forest place. it was beautiful.. not really hidden, cause there were people looking at us.

after we had been drinking for a while (not really smoque) we smoked a couple nicks. smoque decides he wants to climb a god damn tree. he's stays up there for about 10 minutes laughing-
kevi- "god dammit fool get the fuck out of the tree"
smoque-"why?? its fine, its ok."


i see smoque flying out of the tree.
a second later we see him walk out of from under the bushs with his hands in front of his eyes, walking straight into a tree. ricky grabbed him and turned him around, after he bumped into it.

then ricky went ahead and stepped in a big ol' human ass turd.
it smelled FUCKING NASTY.
then a car rolled up and we thought it was the cops. someone saw a dominoes sign so we just started to laugh really fucking loud, and then they pulled out a search light, and started shining it on our asses.
we all hid.. well they hid, i just kinda fell to the ground and layed down.
then we climbed up a fucking mountain.

then we were walking to glens to drop off the rest of the beer, and we started towards the mosaic. glen keyed a car and the alarm went off so everyone just started running. about half way to the mosaic im running besides a car, and rickys on the other side.. out of NOWHERE he fucking flys face first into the ground and breaks off the side mirror. stupid head.
everyone was on the floor laughing at his ass.

after that we just went to the mosaic- the rest was lame.. i think.

de end mudafuckas
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[05 Mar 2004|01:52pm]

its a indian.
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[04 Mar 2004|08:03pm]
I almost killed kevi tonight.
she was drinking her soda, and i started seranading her with pretty in brown.
she started choking like so- gah psh bugba kahhh.
the blues man-
the blues....
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[04 Mar 2004|07:59pm]
What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Sexy Body Part IsEverything
Special Talents AreBlow Jobs
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[28 Feb 2004|06:11pm]
i need a ride..............
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[27 Feb 2004|03:46pm]

mmm...mmm... good.
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look at them. love them. do it.
do it.
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[24 Feb 2004|03:03pm]

i want to start having people fight every week. people could place bets and shit.
it'd be fucking rad. im gonna start looking around for people soon though.
VOTE- what do you think?
(x) yay
(x) nay

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[23 Feb 2004|02:56pm]
Add this HTML code to your website or online journal, if you like:

Which 1990's Subculture Do You Belong To?

[Another Quiz by Kris
@ couplandesque.net]
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[23 Feb 2004|02:27pm]
i came home and had to go on a fuckin mission to get this beer with kevi. well she did.. i went home to have a snack..
we drank early and went over to the tunnel. it was so funny.
ricky kept smoking ciggerattes and sayin-
"these motherfuckers taste like shit"
and then he just keep smoking em.
fuckin asshole.
then we walked up to the mosaic. i lost my back-pack somehow and we had to walk back down the way we came because ricky lost his umbrella.
we went to the liquor store right after that and stole a shit load of food.
then i went home and past out......
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[11 Feb 2004|06:25pm]
(x) brown hair
(x) a spot of paint on his/her shoe
(x) attends verdugo
(x) is an american
(x) uses the bathroom frequently
(x) has freckles
(x) likes to drink juice...perhaps


first one to guess gets a...
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[10 Feb 2004|01:56pm]
I HATE SCHOOL.........
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[09 Feb 2004|03:50pm]
I'm so mad
I thought I wouldnt be in
any trouble fer getting drunk
on friday...
But today I go home and
sleep for alittle bitt
and then I'm about to leave
when I hear my aunt say
"Yer not going...nope"
I geuss its not that bad.....
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[08 Feb 2004|12:23am]
dude today we were all in kevi's room hanging out.
me, glen, kevi, and ricky.

and then glen just started puking everywhere, on everything.
it sucked.

they came over at about 8. no one was here except my mom.
so we went on the roof and drank about half a gallon of vodka.
everyone thought glen was gonna just fall off the roof.
then ricky wanted pizza.
so he was asking for money. and kevi was so drunk
she gave him all of her money.
when the pizza got there nobody ate it except for him.
later on kevi didn't even know she gave him the money.
we looked at the pizza and every piece had a bite taken
out of it.
it was so funny.
when everyone was gone me and kevi were watching this animal show
and we saw two rhinos, one stuck its horn up the others butt
and then kevi say's
"that's glen in the back"
out of no where she says that.
two fucking rhinos
one with a horn up its butt
and she said that the back one was glen.
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